Friday, October 23, 2009

What the Eff is This?

Just when you thought Malaysian royalties/elites couldn't get any more douche/stupid/vain/all of the above, here's one to put the light on your head.

I was religiously going through my daily need of celebrity news on PerezHilton.com when I encountered this.

A mysterious Malaysian has reportedly thrown a small (in size, not the expenditure) party for Lindsay Lohan 23rd birthday party at the Angel Ball in 10ak, New York.

Okay, there are some fucked up mess in this story:
1. It's not even Lindsay Lohan's birthday. Her birthday was on July 2.

2. Why would you throw a party for a celeb-retard like Lindsay Lohan? Above all, the guests were entertained with 23 bottles of Cristal Champagne and another 23 bottles of the same label afterwards.

In case you don't watch E! Channel, Cristal Champagne is one of the most expensive ones out there, ranging from $300 to $500 per bottle.

Gasp.

And that same Malaysian was bidding $100,000 on a pair of Lorraine Schwartz earrings (yes, that's five zeros for you) and a Birkin bag.

I don't know about you but for me, there's no other Malaysians more entitled to this kind of extravagant vanity than the royalties. True, we have some serious cash businessmen here in Malaysia too but they know where to spend their money rather than being at a silly ball and throwing party for Lindsay Lohan.

That is why I could never understand and love the royalties. Blue-blood? Blue blood my ass.

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